How I Met Your Mother

Greetings Webites! This is my last blog jk no all i want to say is if you have a computer which is obvious then go to itunes and buy or watch how i met your mother season 5 episode 19 title "Zoo or false."

Scrapbooking

HOW TO MAKE A SCRAPBOOK

STEP 1: GET LAID!

STEP 2: TAKE A PICTURE

Step 1: Get laid!

Step 2: take a picture. Something tasteful that captures the true essence of the woman. You’ll want to experiment to find your own style, but I’ve found the combination of zoom lens and cleavage to be the most classically rewarding.

STEP 3: GATHER ARTIFACTS

Step 3: Gather artifacts. For instance, did you conjugate in a hotel? Well that room key doesn’t just unlock a room, it unlocks the memory of getting laid in that room.

CHOOSE A COMPLEMENTARY COLOUR

Choose a complementary colour. Preferably, the background color of each page should reflect some aspect of your quarry. Was she Goth? Make it black. Was she a bride? Make it white. Was she a nun? How about a mixture of black and white.

STEP 5: PICK A BORDER

Step 5: pick a border.Here's where I really like to getcreative. On page 83 of my own scrapbook, I detail a roll in the hay with a strapping young milkmaid. We quite literally rolled in hay. Hence, I constructed a border out of strands of hay I later found attached to my underpants.

STEP 6: JOURNALING

Step 6: journaling. A picture is worth a thousand words, but sometimes those thousand words leave you little to no idea just who the girl was, or more importantly, just who you were. More information is always helpful. Here’s a sample journal from one of my scrapbook pages:

STEP 7: ENJOY YOUR SCRAPBOOK!

Step 7: enjoy your scrapbook not only have you commemorated your conquests in a classier way than the traditional notch on the bedpost, but you’ve also embarked on a lifelong hobby that will bestow great personal joy for years to come. Which brings us to the final and most important step of scrapbooking… Step 8: get laid again

The top Party Schools in the States

These are the top 25 party schools in the us sleep with a girl from each school and try to get bingo. Click and hold this pic to see the hole thing.

Lemon law

The lemon law is a new theory i just came up with. if your on a blind date with someone then it will take only five minutes to decide weather there is going to be a second date or not. yes five minutes it will take only five minutes. Also for a girl it will take only 8.4 seconds to decide if they will date you after that they will not say yes to you or go out on a second date with you. After those 8.4 seconds its over thy will not change there minds its over after that.

Know i know what your thinking woow! thats harsh wrong but no thin k about it makes a lot of sense.

This law was developed for automobiles but i make it work for relationships too

Hot Crazy =P Scale

Theory I just came up with.

All women that go on the internet looking for guys that are hott are crazy! explanation if a girl that searches the internet for men is hott then they haft to be equally crazy or if a girl is crazy they haft to be equally hott. the Vicky Mandozza Diagonal is the line straight down the middle. The red section is the Shelly Galespey zone if a girl is there she's bad brake up with her becasue shes totally crazy but not equally hott.

This is from how i met your mother.

Star Wars

First thing i want to cover yes my name is Tayler Skywalker its just a coincidence that my name is Skywalker and so is Aniken Skywalker. yes its awesome having the last name Skywalker if you guys are jealous then comment.

Speaking about Aniken Skywalker How good is star wars i mean the idea of knights with Lightsabers and "the force" is awesome George Lucas really went all out. the only thing i don't understand is why he made the 4th, 5th and 6th first i mean do u not know how to count but whatever i just don't get there still good movies so what ever.

Also the idea of aliens living among the human in Star wars is awesome that whole movie is just amazing.

Summer

Finally i think its almost safe to say that it is summer i mean the sun is shining theres not one cloud in the sky and its starting to dry up.

On the topic of it warming up short shorts! I love that every one wears short shorts it is so awesome!

Speaking of it drying up if it stays dry it will be okay to bike. I love biking its so fun especially dirt jumping i have a Norco 125 dirt jumper and i love it. There is this place in Twillager and it is awesome your guys should check it out it is so sick theres jumps with almost ten feet gaps the biggest jump gap is fifteen feet and a ten foot drop and the smallest is a five foot gap with a ten foot drop.