Scrapbooking

HOW TO MAKE A SCRAPBOOK

STEP 1: GET LAID!

STEP 2: TAKE A PICTURE

Step 1: Get laid!

Step 2: take a picture. Something tasteful that captures the true essence of the woman. You’ll want to experiment to find your own style, but I’ve found the combination of zoom lens and cleavage to be the most classically rewarding.

STEP 3: GATHER ARTIFACTS

Step 3: Gather artifacts. For instance, did you conjugate in a hotel? Well that room key doesn’t just unlock a room, it unlocks the memory of getting laid in that room.

CHOOSE A COMPLEMENTARY COLOUR

Choose a complementary colour. Preferably, the background color of each page should reflect some aspect of your quarry. Was she Goth? Make it black. Was she a bride? Make it white. Was she a nun? How about a mixture of black and white.

STEP 5: PICK A BORDER

Step 5: pick a border.Here's where I really like to getcreative. On page 83 of my own scrapbook, I detail a roll in the hay with a strapping young milkmaid. We quite literally rolled in hay. Hence, I constructed a border out of strands of hay I later found attached to my underpants.

STEP 6: JOURNALING

Step 6: journaling. A picture is worth a thousand words, but sometimes those thousand words leave you little to no idea just who the girl was, or more importantly, just who you were. More information is always helpful. Here’s a sample journal from one of my scrapbook pages:

STEP 7: ENJOY YOUR SCRAPBOOK!

Step 7: enjoy your scrapbook not only have you commemorated your conquests in a classier way than the traditional notch on the bedpost, but you’ve also embarked on a lifelong hobby that will bestow great personal joy for years to come. Which brings us to the final and most important step of scrapbooking… Step 8: get laid again